MORE ALFREDO

Alfredo is not a man to use a woman simply to satisfy his own lusty and unspeakable desires. No, it is not for his own pleasure that he makes them submit to the most tortuous and distressing humiliations. Rather it is for the greater glory of everyone that Alfredo must relentlessly pursue this agenda of self- gratification. Confused you are? Why does Alfredo sound like Yoda from time to time? These are all valid questions, none of which I will answer. I prefer to talk about Alfredo. Alfred is a man who crosses his t's twice. Why, you ask? Alfredo would rather not say. I hope this gives everyone a better understanding of Alfredo.