He looked puzzled for a few seconds, the flustered, then very disturbed. He said, "W-wait here. Lemme ask the manager." They both came out from the back. The manager said, "Anime *bloopers*??!! Are you sure?? That's about the darndest thing I ever heard."
"Really. My brother told me about it. The title was 'The Best of J.A.B'"
"Yeah," said one of the employees there, a tall, skinny guy with black hair and bad skin. "I think I heard of that..." "It's supposed to have stuff from like 'The Wandering Kid', and 'Akira'."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't we have that?"
"You can order it, right? I heard there's this out-take from 'The Wandering Kid' where this girl is being raped by some huge, tentacled thing. And you can very clearly see her stop screaming and take out her gum and out it behind her ear."
The tall guy laughed and said, "Yeah, yeah. I heard about that one."
Someone said, "That's the dumbest thing I ever heard. Bloopers? Anime?? Akira??? Don't you realize--"
I interrupted, "Yeah, but they're still *characters*, don't you see?"
"Well, I--"
I said to the tall guy, "Could you put it on hold for me, then? Thanks."
He started writing on a slip of paper. "'Best of J.A.B., right? I *know* I've seen that. Maybe at the TLA."
"Well, in any case, I gotta run. You got any new amateur porn?"