THE PARANORMAL IN *MY* DAILY LIFE

I used to be a non-believer. Crystals, Ramtha, magic pyramids, Nostradamus, crop circles, self-fellatio: to all these I would say, "Bah, bunk!." But lately, irrefutable evidence of the paranormal has been creeping into my daily life. So attention all ye naysayers: read on and BELIEVE!

1. There was this song going through my head. A song they never, *ever* play anymore. "Afternoon Delight" it was. "--rubbing sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite, and the thought of loving you is getting so exciting. Skyrockets in flight..." Well, anyhow, I flipped on the radio and THEY WERE PLAYING THAT SONG!!

2. I was trying to undo the twist tie from a bag of Wonder Bread. I saw that I was twisting it the wrong way because it was getting tighter. So I stopped, and started twisting it the other way. AND IT KEPT GETTING TIGHTER!!!!

3. So I'm walking across campus and I see someone I think I know. Only as I get closer I see it really wasn't the person I thought it was. So I keep walking. And then all of a sudden, out of the blue, who do I see but THE AFOREMENTIONED FRIEND!!!

Coincidences, you say. Easily-explained phenomena. Yeah, and I suppose bending keys is just a trick, too. Right.