THE SONG OF THE LONG DISTANCE TRUCKER

So I'm drinking coffee in this truck stop off I-80 in upstate New York when this guy comes up to me and says "Hey Rich. How come there is no body of literature dedicated to the trucker?"

"Huh?"

"I mean, other professions have gobs of it. Like whores. You got your 'Maggie, A Girl of the Streets'--"

"Stephen Crane?"

"Uh huh. You got your 'Pretty Woman', your 'Best Little Whorehouse in Texas---"

"Sure, but aren't you forgetting C.W. McCall, 'Over the Top', 'B.J. and the Bear'?? Be fair now."

"All right. But it's all trash. Where is our poetry?" "Got me there."

He handed me a pencil and paper. "Rich, do you think, maybe, you could just write me a little something? You know, I could keep it in my wallet, like a prayer."

"Oh all right, you big lug you. Gimme that."

Five minutes later I gave him this:

SQUINT

Squint:  It will be light soon,

I hope it's soon.

The heat is rippling
Off the road

And the water

I see

On the horizon

Is water

I can never

Own.
"Rich" he says. "I don't know poetry, but I know what I like. Thanks." "Not a prob."