Me n the Talc Guy

So now I help the talc guy. We cruise the parks and the playgrounds and sell the talc to school kids, mostly. It's a little creepy but it pays.

They usually say, "Talc?! Who the FUCK wants TALC?!"

"You'll like it. Hardness, 1."

"What scale?"

Ooh, kid thinks he knows something.

"Moh's. You got a better one?"

"Original or revised?"

It was a trap and I knew it.

"It's one, either way. Now, how much do you want?"

"How dense?"

"How does 2.7 grab ya?"

"How much?"

"Buck a pound."

"You're nuts. I can get two-eight for half that up the street."

"All right. I got some two-nine. Choice. You want it?"

His eyes lit up. "Can you get me a steatite?"

"Where you gonna get twenty grand?"

"I'm working on a radio. I need two-nine. A steatite."

"Lemme talk to the man."

We talked. Kid *seemed* legit, but there was something funny going on...

"Just what *kind* of radio...?"

"Um, crystal. Big. Amateur SETI."

I looked at the man and he nodded. Kid was a narc, and not a very good one.

"Sorry, Jump Street," I said to the kid. "See ya."