axioms for earthquakes

1. Trembles, tourists.  Tourists, tours.  Tours, tickets.
2. Building codes grow old.
3. Shocks contain aftershocks contain aftershocks, falling
   off into 1/f noise.
4. Legs remember.
5. Amusement park attendences decline.
6. If we can predict, we can interdict.
   If we can interdict, we can have a picnic.
7. Earthquakes sell cars, insurance, and colas, but not
   tennis shoes, toothpaste, or coffee.
8. Earth, fire.  Fire, air.  When will the water save us?