creation myths

Date: 1 Oct 1993 21:10:43 GMT

Some say the world is made of air.
Some say of water.
From what I've coded of software
I hold with those that favor air.
But if the world were to have a daughter,
I think I know enough of sex
to know that water
would flex
but hold together.
-Thomas C
SSC: a previous version had as its third line, "Since Sonny Bono was elected mayor"