"Thomas, I think you should know that I faked orgasms with you while we were going out."
"You did? That's so sweet. You didn't have to go through all that trouble just for me."
"I think you are missing the point here, Thomas."
"What? I'm touched. I'm truly touched. Just to think that you went through all that effort just to not to hurt my feelings. Why, that's probably the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me."
"Forget it, Thomas, just forget I ever said anything."
"Alright. How about those Mets?"
-Thomas C names have been changed to protect the guilty