10. Two words: Bankruptcy Bonds.
9. Copyright the number 986, then sue Intel when they start using it.
8. Write sequel to "Millie's Book," aftering claiming that she has spoken to you via ESP ever since you once visited the White House.
7. Develop a good five cent enema.
6. Become famous, then star in a Nike commercial series.
5. Shine butt-harp spotlight signal over the clouds of Gotham. [Oh, I'm sorry, that's how to get RICHH.]
4. Two words: Detachable Rollerblades.
3. Work hard, spend little, invest wisely.
2. Archive the best of talk.bizarre postings, then publish them as "USENET Book of the Dead."
1. Marry Bill Gates.
-Thomas C Do I see a great need, or are you just happy to see me?