Harmless Guys!

Harmless guys!  Harmless guys!
We'll never stare straight at your eyes!
You can trust us late at night,
You can trust us to do what's right.

Nice men!  Nice men!
We're your pal, we're your friend!
Boulders on which you can depend,
We'll never insult or offend!

Sensitive males!  Sensitive males!
We're around when all else fails!
We know just what's the right thing to say,
We have no desires, but that's ok!