Somerville Stories
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Humor
Fiction
Poems
Autobiography
These are arranged in roughly chronological order. None of them are
guaranteed to be completely, or even partially, true. Resemblance of
characters in these stories to persons, living or dead, is strictly in
order to piss them off.
Penultimate Losers
is the name of my band. Hear the sound, spread the word!
Prose Poems
Talk.Bizarre
is the name of the newsgroup most of these pieces were originally
written for. The following pieces are probably only interesting
if you know a bit about t.b history and culture.
Misc
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Thomas Colthurst (thomasc@athena.mit.edu)