[Opening shot of an elderly European man lecturing a class room full of earnest looking undergrads. There are truth tables on the blackboard.]
Voice-over: "He was Havard's greatest logical positivist."
[Cut to a well-dressed woman hurrying out of a court room, surrounded by lawyers.]
Voice-over: "And she was the first woman senator from Texas."
[Cut to above-mentioned man and woman on the top of a building, aiming sniper guns at a room full of congressional staff members reading Hegel.]
Voice-over: "And together they fight ethical and metaphysical extremists on ... Tarski & Hutchison!"
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